SHAKESPEARE SPOKE ENGLISH TOO

Lately I did not give the English translation of the post because I was lazy, but now, my dear fellows I prepared a post just for you English mother tongue (and unknown father)…..

S-Thanks a Lot.

F-You know? It’s nice that you thanks Lot in consideration of my Christian religion, because Lot played quite a role in the old testament, but you can thanks directly me and I won’t thanks for you Thor, although with that big hammer he should have been a great god for the Scandinavian joiners.

X- I come from Wales.

F- oh, that’s cool: like Pinocchio.

S- Did you give the seminar? How it was?

F- They said I’m logorrheic that is not a  inhabitant of Logorra (you know Sodoma & Logorra) but a person who suffer of Logorrhea: I guess etymologically comes from logos=discussion + diarrhea.

CG- I’m against the marriage

F- me too (in the same moment I’m thinking that if me and the Cute Girl agreed on everything we should get definitively married soon).

Y- I work with C.elegans, a nematode: basically I’m a worm guy.

F- mmmh. I always hoped to meet an hot girl rather then a warm guy.

What I wanted to communicate with this post?

1) To Know the English language is important (click here: paper sing).

2) English spoken at “Erasmus level” is the easiest, most communicative, and funny language.

I do believe that in the world of the next centuries people will probably speak like me, unfortunately not yet….